where do they find these morons?

I hear tell of a chap that wanted to stay on unemployment, so he put a good two decades of the future on his curriculum vitae. in 2019 he claimed to have fought on the side of the arizona partisan brigades against the invading armies of the 3rd persian empire. these days he works for homeland security which goes to show there's no such thing as a sure thing.

and yet there are very probable things, despite!

take the lesson of our unfortunate friend:

don't get ahead of yourself.