Andrew Horne
stephanie dumped me. I wish my freind's liked me enoufh to take me drining.
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Pierre-Marie Jean Ahlstrom http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/X3cAJZyW9Xo/
many fish in the sea, some even smell like it, better to throw them back!
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Pierre-Marie Jean Ahlstrom not saying Stephine smells like fish, saying, "Go cast your nets." Or maybe I'm a cheerleader for Spanish Flamenco. GO CASTANETS!
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Alex Zepeda If it makes any difference, my ex-Stephanie who has ignored me for the better part of two years took the time out of her life to laugh at my current situation. Fuck Stephanies.
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Pierre-Marie Jean Ahlstrom don't compare your insides to their outsides. Everyone's got problems and anyone who takes time out of their day to laugh at anyone is a waste of fucking flesh and is a total energy vampire.
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Austin Smith My ex-Stephanie was the last woman I ever loved unconditionally, and betrayed me. Enjoy your freedom, you've a lot of life ahead of you, with many new and stimlatiing encounters yet-to-come.
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Rose London You need to be taken out drinking a mere 3 days before I get out of rehab. Terrible timing.
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Joe Glazier I'll take you drinking. You should know my number already. Last weekend was nuts for me, but this weekend I should be around.
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Andrew Horne Thanks for all your support, everyone. Before this unfortunate event i wouldn't in my wildest dreams imagine I had any friendsl I mean, I did stuff with her friends but my disinterest in them and their distaste for me hardly needed to be pointed out, though they never missed an occasion to point it out anyhow. I appreciate the invitations to drown my sorrows, but honestly I'm too depresssed to go drinking right now. In my current mood I'd only ruin everybody else's good time. Perhaps rather than making small individual contributions in the form of social hosting on an individual basis you should all chip in on a balkan mail order bride. Odds are she'd be less manipulative and have better conversation and table manners. Please take this into consideration if you find yourselves contemplating doing something nice for me. If, on the other hand, I'm correct in assuming that there are next to no parties interested in doing something nice for me you could get me a commemorative t shirt matching those worn by her other exes. They say "Yeah, I dated stephanie pullen too, but hey, the world needs chumps too and she needs more than most.
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